Among us red

Everyone automatically thinks you're sus, because you're red and red is the color of blood. Even if you are proven innocent, at least one guy will think your sus.

Among us red is a Horrible character to play as.
blue: red is sus
green: but you have no proof
purple: but he's red
green: true
red was not the impostor

AP US History

the cause of many sleepless nights

why did i have to take AP US History???

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to play us out

Something that Bill O'Reiley doesn't understand.

bILL:Fuh..wha...what does that mean to play us out?....fucking thing sucks!

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Among us balls

Among us balls is used when there is awkward silence and you need something to randomly make someone laugh

Among us balls

Use the Source, Luke

A programmer's joke meaning you should read the source code. It is also a Star Wars themed pun on Obi-Wan Kenobi's "Use the Force, Luke!"
A short form of this is UTSL.

"Most people who come here for help do know how to read the source code. In case they can't, I tell them what to do. If they can, though, what I usually say is 'Use the Source, Luke!'."

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To play us out

A term discovered by Bill O'Reilly towards the end of an unaired Inside Edition taping. At the time, Bill was an anchor for Inside Edition from 1989 to 1993 so the meltdown occurred in the middle of his tenure and days after the release of Sting's The Soul Cages. Used to describe a musical accompaniment for a stage exit.

Bill: "I don't know what that means; "To play us out." What does that mean? ...To end the show?
Producer: "Yeah. Yeah."
Bill: "Alright. Go. Go!"
Producer: "In 5, 4, 3..."

Among Us syndrome

A severe psychological impairment that develops after playing hella too much Among Us. People who suffer from Among Us syndrome will start to become extremely distrusting of everyone around them, with delusions that somebody in the crowd is an imposter plotting to kill them. As the syndrome grows worse, their entire vocabulary will be reduced to one word: SUS.

It is highly recommended to see a therapist immediately, should a person contract this formidable syndrome.

Bob: Oh hey Mike! What's u—
Mike: GO AWAY BOB!! I KNOW YOU'RE THE IMPOSTER
Bob: What?! What are you even on about?
Mike: SHUT IT BOB, YOU SUS!!!!!
Bob: Jesus Mike you sound like you have Among Us syndrome, you seriously need to go see a therapist.
Mike: Ohhhh but that's what you want me to do, right? I bet the therapist is secretly an imposter waiting to kill me and you two are lovers working together. That's it I'm calling a meeting.
Bob: I... I have no words...

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