when you get an aggressive handjob and your dick head turns to a roscia red color
Kaitlyn gave Matt an incredibly painful virginia chicken last weekend.
When a guy is getting head, right before he cums he stands up and shakes his torso around a bunch, making his dick move around like a sword. This sprays the cum in every direction, including on your phone and in the partner's grandmother's ashes.
Yo dude I just did the virginia swashbuckler last night with my girl, it was sick
Really? I been wanting to try that for a while
When you’re stranded in a stall after laying down the city hall of brown town and you either run out of TP or clog the ceramic and the. need to go inhabit another stall to finish cleanup duty but refuse to potentially lay havoc in your ball hammocks
Brian was 15 beers deep camping and need to take a shit. I went into the bathhouse a half hour later to take a piss and open the door to see him doing the Virginia Shuffle from the first to the last stall.
When you shake a bottle of OxyContin/oxycodone in a strip club or at a party to find some “company”
I went into “the wet beaver” shook my West Virginia mating call just once and them bitches heads started popping up like prairie dogs
When two lovers haven’t shaved their pubes in a while and the hair seems to interlock as if twas velcro.
When the lot lizard was looking for some late night fun it was interrupted by a Virginia Velcro
When you stir someone’s coffee with your penis
He offered to give her a coffe made by West Virginia coffee stirring by stirring her coffee with his penis.
a Private for-profit college located primarily in the southeastern United States.
Virginia College was the best