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When someone gets fucked so hard that the receiver's ears fall off, like the famous artist!
Jerry: Ima gonna fuck you up!
Johnny: Ok dad, I'll be da catcher!
Jerry: Ooooh yeah!
Johnny: AWWW My ears just fell off! VAN GO!!!
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Pappy van Poodle is a character from a free to play 3DS game called Rusty’s Real Deal Baseball released in western territories in 2014. Until early 2019, almost everyone, especially in the West, had no idea of the character’s existence. This is most likely because, to even see him, you have to purchase an in-game mini-game from Rusty (the shop owner) without using the haggling option to reduce the price of said mini-game. However, when YouTuber Nick Robinson uploaded a video titled “ The Nintendo character with zero Google results”, interest of Pappy van Poodle skyrocketed and within 5 months he went from 0 to 15,100 Google search results, was featured in a video with over 3 million views as of October 22nd 2019 and even got a petition on change.org to get him into Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.
“Pappy van Poodle for Smash!”
“Pappy van Poodle...neighbour, businessman...and mentor to Rusty for nearly 20 human years.”
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A phrase used mainly by the artist slug of atmosphere that means to leave a city on tour. Cats mean people, van means the van they're traveling in, bags mean the bags of the people leaving. Its basically just a quick way to call someone up and say its time to leave.
J-Bird calling Murs in the morning: "Yo Murs, Cats Van Bags at 9:30 yo"
Murs: "Fuck!"
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Simply the most hectic flip one can achieve. The form is utterly perfect, with a back arched to the heavens. Bystanders can only watch in awe of what is unfolding in front of them.
Lad 1 - “Do you reckon I send it?”
Lad 2 - “Yeah man, it won’t hurt from this height”
Lad 1 - “Alright, let me just do a Tom Van Dijk”
A clapped-out white van driven by miserable little security guards. These vehicles are filthy and frequently break down. The fat driver will often try to save a parking place for himself by putting a traffic cone in the road outside his house. This annoying practice is best dealt with by rescuing the cone from the fat guy's possession and installing it in the back of a Maltby lorry two streets away.
What do you call a toilet on wheels?
A Pork Scotch van.
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A mentally disturbed artist who, among other things, created amazing and somewhat trippy art, cut his own ear off for his lover, helped bring forward the impressionism era of art and screamed at people.
Vincent van Gogh once shot himself in the chest, then walked home and smoked a pipe. Like a fucking boss
An absolute legend from Loughborough whom reviews food and has been on TRUEGeordie2 with Lawrence
Have you seen blue van man
Na is he good
Yer he’s a legend from Loughborough