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I masterbait or I jerk off other people
2 @ a time brotha brotha
Chew kok long Imma double wank ya.
Trt barrels eh
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Your a #double wanker
The act of inflating the cost of something to reflect the fact that you find the client obnoxious.
It was a four grand project but I bumped it up to nine because it’s M&C Saatchi and they always pay the wanker tax.
The individual that always works nights and endlessly blames people working on the day shift when things go wrong, especially on construction projects.
Day shift supervisor: "handover notes have been left from last night, the nightshift wanker is complaining again"
To wear fingerless biker styled gloves to the gym while working out.
“Hey look everyone Manda has got herself a set of fingerless gloves, what a glove wanker!”
When someone always uses their phone to win an argument and who can never be wrong
Once again, this wanker is using their wanker’s lantern to win this argument
The contemporary fashionista owning their love of fashion and confident enough to be able to laugh at themselves.
The frow was full of fashion wankers.
A promo wanker is an annoying skid mark from the underpants of society who will stop at nothing to get people to attend their nightclub's event. Usually a seedy male or a slutty female. They are the epitome of low and will not believe that their job is not a real one.
Oh I've got 23 notifications on facebook.
Wow. They are all invites. I Hate promo wankers!!