When you poop in a river and paddle away from the fecal matter. But then you fall out of the raft and catch the shit on your face
I ended my marriage because my wife was struck with a Washington log flume.
To perform a Washington Herpes Bowl, first find someone who has herpes. Then peel off some of their skin and put it in a bowl. Proceed to shit, piss, cum, spit, and add a drop of your own blood to the bowl, then drink it and puke it back into the bowl. Find dog feces and use a shower cap to pick it up. Wear the shower cap on your head, host a house party and share the Washington Herpes Bowl with everyone there!
They had a Washington Herpes Bowl at grandpa's funeral yesterday. Reminded me of him.
Is the best rapper ever. But basketball skills trash has a 2incher and likes James Charles
Charles Washington it won't fit
The hottest man ever to exist all the females love him
Guy 1: My girlfriend just left me for Kai Washington. Guy 2: Yeah he’s the hottest dude ever i’m not surprised
"Brinn-on" "Wa-sh-ing-ton"
A place where the term "local drunk" gets confused with majority of the populace. A place where mountains meet the sea but its a damn Fjord and its called a Canal! A place where tourist get gored by blood thirsty elk and no one can hear you sequel like a gopher. A town where you can drive through and the atlas would say "Not found."
Welcome to the town of BRINNON! Where dreams come to die.... or at least get drunk and raise youngons on welfare.
So where are you going to bob?
Iam going to Brinnon Washington I heard they got great shell fish and elk to see!
Ok thats nice.... can I have your DVD player?
Why?
Your going to Brinnon and Iam just wondering what I get in your will?
A small, unincorporated community within Lewis County, Washington. The name for the town comes from the poem The Pleasures of Hope by Thomas Campbell.
I grew up in Onalaska, Washington and I personally liked it. It was much better than growing up in the big city.
When you blow a load of a handful of dollar bills and then plaster them on dat hoe's face