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To have an audience for ones suicide.
Hey Joe you wanna come over later and watch Old Yeller? (When Joe arrives you place shotgun to your head and pull the trigger)
To “watch Netflix and chill” except with an old grandma
I’d love to watch Hallmark and chill with Betty White!
Geez bro she is ancient, she’d be dry as the Sahara desert
Taken from S3E1 of Arrested Development, "watching the Reno sunset" means a man waiting for his erection to subside before moving to avoid drawing attention to his boner.
Friend 1: I was so embarassed after my date.
Friend 2: Why?
Friend 1: I got a boner, and didn't have time to watch the reno sunset before she noticed.
A bracelet of winnits. Worn most commonly by hasians... Half American, half Asians... And given as a sign of respect or friendship. Usually traded when reliance for a future favor is agreed upon.
Jo gave me the driest Mississippi wrist watch to take care of his skis... Ill probably just leave em behind to rust out
A particular, horrible sexual term that can mean so many inappropriate things. Mainly directed to a girl eating lunch with a group of friends. The girl that the term is directed to is not personal, but true. It involves anybody using frogs to get high during sex. The frogs must be of high price hence to word "Golden". While high, the users, or user, will use the frog to fill any hole not occupied with the mans penis. Many frogs can be used more than once. The word "watch" does not mean seeing, but it actually means like a wristwatch. After experiencing orgasm, or more commonly known as, "Jizzin on dat hoe", you would wipe up the semen with the watch, and the girl would then slide the watch on her wrist and say, "This cum drippin down ma wrist is a signal for me to go. The frog must stay in, or on the empty "hole" until she gets in the car. That is a golden frog watch.
"Me and Jenny had the nicest Golden Frog Watch last Night"
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"Im sorry sir, your wife died from the golden frog watch."
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While having sex with a fat chick one makes whale noises then proceedes to ejaculate on her face and scream "WHALE WATCH WHITOUUUT!!!" This is usually reserved for "bag it and tag it" girls, not one you wish to pursue a relationship with.
"WHALE WATCH WHITEOUT" Ewwwww GRANT what did you just DO to me?
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Wrapping the shaft of one's penis over one's wrist, creating the illusion that one is wearing a flesh colored wrist watch. The goal is to get someone to stare in confusion until they realize they are staring at your schlong.
Hey, do you know what time it is? Sure let me just take a look at my congo wrist watch.
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