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Ejaculating on one's own body, letting it dry over night and peeling it off in the morning.
I jerked off last night and did some Hungarian waxing on my belly this morning.
to wax or shave the area on your arm where you wear your watch to avoid irritation
my wrist is itching i must be ready for a time waxing
When you get your hands duct taped to your cash and prizes and you struggle to get free.Most hair is removed during the panic.
Then he wouldn’t shut the fuck up so I gave him the New England hot wax. He didn’t like that shit for a second.
To empty ones anal cavity, using a transfor pump, onto there significant others pectoral region
That girl is a freak, all she wanted was a Peruvian chest wax
A slang term used by surfers meaning to put a wax product on the surface of a surfboard to give better traction for their feet.
One such product is marketed as "Mr. Zog's Sex Wax - the best for your stick".
The term has a humorous double meaning of receiving oral sex (a blow job) as ones stick (penis) waxes (grows larger) from the attention.
I need to wax my stick first, then I'll join you in the water.
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to axolotls with ocular cellulitis abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nine people got their ass (gluteus maximus) waxed for mausoleums (maxed).
When you take a shit and after you wipe the paper remains clean.
I took my first shit in my new house and it was a clean wipe! Friend: A Wax Shit that is awesome, it means good luck