Wet Carl

(n.) A rare variant of the hot carl in which the normaly solid excrement is replaced by diarrhea. This substitution may come unexpectedly to the receiving party, though never to the evacuator.

I nearly drowned when Bruce suprised me with a frothy wet carl. Fortunately my normally supressed gag reflex saved my life.

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The Wet Hesson

15 seconds of pure passion, pumpin' and a sweatin', and a pumpin' and a sweatin', and then the middle finger right up the asshole.

"Hey how are things with Sarah?"

"Good man. For a while we considered seeing other people. I mean, things have been tough lately."

"So what changed?"

"The Wet Hesson."

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wet wipe

Something or someone uncool.

Ellie: Madonna is such a wet wipe
Yasmin: I know right

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wet dream

One of the most unpleasant things in the world. You cum in your sleep unexpectedly, and when you wake up, the sweet juice has already dried onto your panties and made your underwear really dirty.

*finds a wet dream on underwear* Really?!

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wet giraffed

When a women squirts on a mans penis.

Emily mcdevit wet giraffed jammie allie. HAHA DICK FACE WHAT NOW BITCH.

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Wet Donkey

when your on the toilet and you do a shit that touches the water before you break it off. depending on the water level of you toilet it can be up to 30cm long. also known as cliffhanger

"I just pumped out a wet donkey"

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Wet Turkey

When one intensely bastes their dick in stove warmed turkey (gravy ad stuffing included) and then has their partner proceed to give them an extremely sloppy blow job. Reinvents Thanksgiving dinner.

"Dude, last night at thanksgiving I convinced my cousin Sally to give me a wet turkey. Best Thanksgiving Ever. But my mom was wondering where all the gravy went."

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