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A Shank Wank is where if you are held at knife point by some road men you’d have one last final wank before you’re sent up into the council estate in the sky.
guy 1: Did you hear the news
guy 2 : yeah I did apparently someone was found dead this morning
guy 1 : Yeah he must of totally had a shank wank
guy 2 : totally man
When a stabbing occurred, and everyone who was around when the stabbing occurred, says they did not see anything because they were asleep or they were in the bathroom with all 30 other people who were around when the stabbing occurred. So, the Shank Fairy is obviously the one who did the stabbing.....
Jacob: Hey, Frank, who stabbed up this guy?
Frank: I don't know, everybody says they were in the bathroom when it happened. Nobody saw anything....
Jacob: That f'n shank fairy!!
To hit someone in the throat with a karte chops kinda motion
Bro I just frickin throat shanked mrs polls she said my neck dawg
What NIWA (northern Irish weeding association) does to help the environment.
Yo, cuz, how many weeds have you shanked today? I’m defo gettin a pay rise for this! Shanking weeds is the best!
A man with an abnormally large head. The largeness of the head is created by not only an obsession with the real Superman...but also due to his quick wit and miscellaneous facts conjured up from dogpile.com. He can be considered a genius, or even run for the next President of the United States - so take his antics and threats seriously!
Don't make me go Super-Shank on your ass fool!
Johnny's cell mate was acting up so Johnny had to give him the raw shank to settle his ass down.
A ghetto church, first coined as a freudian slip when referring to a church sanctuary.
Girl: Yeah, that church was in the rough
Boy: Really?
Girl: Yeah, the shank-uary was right in the ghetto