Paige Smith

A Fatass who always gets on your fucking nerves and is a pussy and bitches about everything and then spills personal info to everyone and she calls it tea like the whitest bitch in the universe

A bitch name mya jackson: have anymore tea sis?
Paige Smith: yasssssss
Me: kys paige ur a fat bitch

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dave smithing

The act of hitting the bottom of the pussy hole with a mandingo sized penis so that the girl is screaming and in pain.

I was dave smithing the girl I was with and her legs was shaking like she was trying to do the tootsie roll!

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smith out

verb. To destroy or decrease the value of something. To render an object useless or worthless.

Damn, Did you see what Ron did to his truck? He can really smith out anything!

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colin smith

My other flat mate.

Colin's got his girlfriend 'round again, you can hear the horrible sucky noises from down the hall.

I think I'll fill his shoes with plaster.

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John Smith

To have sex with an Indian woman, or to be the person who has had sex with an Indian woman.

I met this girl names Slobodong last night, and dude, I became her John Smith before the night was over.

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kevin smith

A brilliant director, actor, and writer. He plays Silent Bob

Clerks, Mallrats, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

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Callum Smith

Fat geek

Callum Smith, 118 Winter Road, Southsea, 07772 917607

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