Wine Cap

Similar to a night cap but with wine, usually moms or women. The wine helps them relax and unwind from their chaotic day, and prevents them from going full psycho bitch on their spouse or man friend because of a build up of resentment.

Neighbor Friend 1: Hey Jess want to have a wine cap on the porch?
Neighbor Friend 2: Yeah, Ill be down in a minute, I'm gonna need a bottle cap after the day i've had, i almost lost my shit on him.

Neighbor Friend 1: Oh, know what did he say/do?

wine tit

A person who cry's over everything saying they're still attached to their mothers tit

Stop being such a wine tit

De-wine-drated

De-wine-drated, something you can use when you need wine or have a lack of wine.

"I'm so de-wine-drated"

wine-high

When you drink so much wine you become a 2000s songs dancer

Haley was so wine-high she hit that dougie.

Cali-Wine

The sexual act of dressing up like an avocado for your partners enjoyment, any sexual act can be performed as long as they are in FULL avocado attire.

I just wanna go home and Cali-Wine tonight if that’s ok.

cali wine

The act of dressing up like an avocado for a loved one! May be anything sexual as long as one person is dressed like an avocado.

Babe I just wanna Cali wine tonight please!

Wine gine

The female equivalent of “Whiskey Dick”. Too much alcohol to allow your libido to get you to fully enjoy a sexual encounter and/or reach climax.

Our sexual chemistry was there, but wine gine got the best of me.