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Shag Band

a coloured band which if broken the snapee and snapper have to shag according to the colour of the band.
the colours are as follows:

Black- bed sex
Orange- kinky food sex
Purple- drunken sex
Pink- role play sex
Green- sex on grass
Blue- sex under water
Yellow- sex on the beach
Red- agressive sex
Clear- snappers choice and whatever the colour is

You snapped my orange shag band! Now we have to have kinky food sex.

by Delgado69er January 1, 2010

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Band Fiction

Music written about an established fictional realm such as a popular book or film. Essentially it is musical fan fiction. E.G. Wizard Rock, Twihardcore

Harry and the Potters brought Band Fiction into the mainstream.

by Joshtown January 3, 2009

17๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rock Band

The best invention to make your children want to play real life drums. Using a guitar hero drumset makes the drums in the game look pretty much identical to regular drum kits. The game is obviously similar to guitar hero except that now you have drums and microphones. Playing the guitar im this game wont make you come far in real life, but learning how to play the drums will make you get a good sense of BPM. The singing on easy will simply make you understand the lyrics, but even if you sound a horse getting buttfucked in the face you can get lots of points. If you want to learn drums, rock band can be a good start for you. When you manage to complete expert without trouble, you can start learning which pattern resembles the correct pad on real drums ( on most drum kits.) rock band was the reason i learned how to play drums, and became the most repected guy in my school. Practice=skill!

Guy #1: Dude how you get so good at drums you're amazing!!!
Rock band dude: i just started playing rock band and got addicted therefore i wanted to learn real drums.
Guy #1: cool story bro.

by ThatGuyWhoLikesMetal April 5, 2014


Band Practice

A place where you go to get high as fuck, drunk and sometimes make music too

Hey man I went to Seventh Eves band practice and all we did was get high and wasted.

Hey man that band Seventh Eve got that dope ass bud and booze, their band practice was so good that they used their last two brain cells to run a whole ass set non stop on god.

by Seventh Eve. April 6, 2022


Band Bond

A relationship in which one makes love to a band instrument.

Jesus Christ, Richard, are you a in a band bond with that saxophone?

Yeah, whatโ€™s wrong with that? After all, the only useful class in school is band, everything else is useless in life. Band class for life...

by wakkjobb the holy August 21, 2018


meah band

A band whos sound is rather "meahish." Basically, stick your botom jaw out a little and use a lot of short A sounds, like ah, then add some consonants, like meah, beah. like im doin right heah meah. see neawh?
Bands like creed, nickelback, puddle of mudd, metallica, pearl jam etc. etc.

Jeremyeah spoke eahnn clashass todeahheahh -pearl jam
Sleep with one eye opeaahhn -metallica
she fuckin hates meah -puddle of mudd

we listen to the modern rock station at work, they play a lot of meah bands.
all my friends have grown up and listen to meah bands.

by FopeDarmerr May 18, 2011


band hopper

A narcissistic prick who will join a band, leave it and then join another. He or She'll probably do this numerous times before bands start realising this person is just going to abandon them once they hit their peak.

" Did you hear Denis Stoff left Asking Alexandria? "

" Yeah, turns out the dude's just another fucking band hopper. "

by fag9001 March 24, 2017