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Last warning before I give you a dirt nap one more word after I say you shut the fuck up you'll be put to sleep
Billy you shut the fuck up Billy replies yeah fuck you what are you going to do about it then billy gets put to sleep
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Phrase
1. When you Ignore or show disapprove of someone because they didn't take the precautionary steps to prepare for a situation, and you have.
2. When you acquired your interest in a situation or objective, and feel that you have no more responsibility to completing that situation or objective.
Example 1: Expo Visit
Friend 1: I forgot to buy a Expo Ticket, so lets go wait in line.
Friend 2: Fuck you, got mine.
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Example 2: Video Games
Friend 1: Finally, I found the strongest weapon for my character.
friend 2: well lets just finish the mission so I can get something too.
Friend 1: Fuck you, got mine.
DISCONNECTED.
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The middle finger. The finger you use to flip people off with.
My fuck you finger is sore from fliping everyone off.
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Term used to describe the ethos in a ruthless and amoral, competitive environment.
(for instance, to describe office politics during a layoff period)
"Yeah, I took credit for your work. I would sell my own mother to keep this job. It's the fuck you buddy handbook out there"
similar in meaning to: "dog eat dog"
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see emo
just kidding.
phrase used to express deep feelings for another person. or a spur of the moment thing which is 9184932479324 times more popular
door: knock knock
tim answers door
lisa: would you like to buy some cookies?
tim: do you want to fuck?
lisa: ok!
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Hardecore liquor shot
start with one shot each of liquid cocaine (jagermeister + goldschlager), tequila and vodka.
Drink the liquid cocaine through a straw while pouring the other two shots into the shot glass
joe: I bet i can do one of those
bob: sure dicksmack
joe: (slurp)...falls over
bob: fuck you go home
also see the militia and liquid fiend
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Now listen up you fat fuck is what you say when you are going to start the most fire rant of 2016.
When that dude calls you irrelevant.
"Now listen up you fat fuck..
I'M EX PLUG DJ, I WAS ONE OF THE FIRST DUBTRACK MEMBERS. I MADE THE SKYPE COMMUNITY. I AM SKYPE I'M THE NEW GENERATION OF KARMAWHORING. AND I'M IRRELEVANT? PISS OFF WITH YOUR SHITTY BALL'ON TALK CRINGE BULLSHIT. THE ONLY REASON ANYONE WOULD EVER VOTE FOR YOU IS THAT THEY SAW YOUR MISERABLE FACE AND FELT LIKR THEY HAD TO DO IT OUT OF SYMPATHY. NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO BACK TO THE CAVE YOU BELONG IN."
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