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Adolf Hitler's mother. Pölzl is her original last name, daughter of Johann Baptist Pölzl and Johanna Hiedler, born in Spital, Austria. She was all right.
Klara Hitler was a good woman who had nothing to do with his son's doings.
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When one ejaculates on another's face between the nose and the mouth. Thus causing a soggy hitler.
The soggy hitler caused a bad rash for Wendy's face between her mouth and nose.
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Whilst getting a blow job, you pull out at the moment of orgasm spraying cum on your partners top lip.
I think she might be a nazi, she wanted a kinky Hitler last night.
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When you fart under the duvet covers and pull it over your girlfriend/boyfriends head.
Dude I pulled a sneaky hitler on my girlfriend last night. It was funny as hell!
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A crazy man who killed Jewish people for no reason.
Adolf Hitler:I'm going to take over the world by killing Jews for no reason!
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A 'Hitlers Helper' is performed when, whilst sleeping... usually when a friends sleeping over your house or vice versa. The crime is commited though, by sticking your finger up your poop shoot; preferrably the thumb, and streaking the tainted fingers across the victims face, smearing your stink juice in a fashion such to resemble Hitlers mustache. When your victim awakes early in the morn, he'll find himself with some newly smeared shat on his grill, and sporting a new fashionable mustache.(also known as the 'stank stache.')
"What the fuck is that smell???"
"Hahaahahahah hail hitler.. you've just gotten shat smeared on your face a.k.a. a hitlers helper"
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When a man invades your Polish tunnel and you offer no resistance
i had a chocolate hitler last night.
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