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Jason is a retard who cant play any video games. He is shit at almost every single one but one. Farming simulator. He is also a massive snowflake who can’t take a ducking joke for being shit at every game
You’re such a jason murphy
“goes offline”
If this is your name you probably don’t wash your hair enough.
“Why is that person’s scalp so greasy?”
“Oh, that’s just Samantha Murphy.”
When a drivers Ed students hit the barrel while parallel parking during the drivers test.
You failed your drivers test by pulling a Murphy-Jarvis!
A funny large headed black man.
You lookin like Headdie Murphy with that giant Mellon.
The act receiving oral gratification in an Irish bar bathroom.
How’d it go last night?
Dude, We got drunk at McCray’s Pub and she ended up giving me a headdie murphy!
"No matter how many times that you and a smoker change places/locations while spending time together outdoors, the breeze is always gonna switch around and waft the tobacco-fumes directly past your face."
I absolutely totally love my new middle-aged lady-friend, but we both go absolutely crazy trying to avoid bothering me with the smoke whenever she needs a cigarette while we're going for a rowboat-ride or woods-trail hike --- sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke"!