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My re-defenition of this shit is it's ANOTHER FUCKING TEEN POP Group with three guys that are brothers. No it's not the Hansons, it's the Jonas Brothers. I don't mind looking good but there music talent is awful, when joe sings, it sound like he's forcing his voice too much, like he's actually (and I'll laugh if it's true) trying to be a rocker. Nick is also just an uninteresting guitarist (a reason why other boy bands don't use instruments)
The fangirls are just as worst (maybe more than) It's like you just wanna hurt the jonas and just kill their fans. Any girl would just use lousy shit like "you jealous" I don't need Disney to waste my time just to be famous, dumb bitch! they're famous no thinks to Disney that itself is really going sown the drain. Most of them just say they're hot and not even talk about they're music talent (a good way to tell they don't have any) it's like they just watch a jonas brothers video on mute.
Becuase of these fucks, they hate I once had against Hip Hop is gone.
They also fuck up classics like Kids of America, no wait it's now called "Kids of the Future"
person 1: What's with you!
person 2: the worst 3 minuets I had was a 3 member group no music talent at all and my ears are hurting.
person 1: Jonas Brothers?
Person 2: yes, please kill me
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A brother that is a big brother (i.e. has younger siblings) and is also a little brother (i.e. has older siblings) is a medium brother. First formulated by a 6 year old boy named Gordon S. from Surrey, B.C. Canada; who happens to be a medium brother.
"That's my big brother Perry, and my little brother's Dylan and Jayden -- I'm a medium brother."
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Brother Tony Butler is always roaming the La Vala Hub and the Champagne Village. After School hours he's always ready to supply the less fortunate Caritas payers with a phat cone outside hurzy fountains as he himself is higher than a kite. He's always willing for everyone to have a good time and he shakes your hand for a more than generous period. God Bless.
Paulie: Hey lad my supply is running low
Tkilz: Lucky Big Bruva is walking by and is always ready to give you a dose
Paulie: Good thinking. Always wants us to have a good time
Brother Tony: Synonym of immortal
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A best friend who if worse comes to worse you will have sex with aka very close best friend
"Me and genji are fuck brothers"
"Are you gay"
"No we are Just best friends and will have sex if the world depends on it"
"Oh"
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When someone says “I have brother/sister issues” they mean they crave brotherly/sisterly love. They crave someone to make fun of, someone to hate, someone to love, someone to talk about to their parents, someone to share things with, to share everything with. Anyone can have brother issues.
A- “Damn he has brother issues”
B- “Yeah makes sense. He’s an only child”
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Two people who share a same sex anal partner, at different times.
"Chuck and I are asskimo brothers. He banged her in the ass last year, and I just got her in the ass yesterday
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When a bro uses another bros fleshlight, thus making them fleshkimo brothers.
Timmy- "Dude, did you use my fleshlight?"
Jim- "Sorry man my girl was on her period and I was horny as fuck"
Timmy- "Dammit dude that makes us fleshkimo brothers now!"
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