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Post-neonatal drip

Breast-s-s serve two fractal biological functions: 1. To entice others to grope, grab, fondle, squeeze, and suck them; 2. To get groped, grabbed, fondled, squeezed, and sucked. In the interest of species survival, after childbirth, the breast-s-s start leaking randomly, which incapacitates the male's junk like Hillary pantsuits, while signaling to the newborn that it's snacky time.

Male #1: Yo, G, you b raw-doggin' that thang lately?

Male #2: Naw, B, she got datt post-neonatal drip goin' on. Shit is dank!

by Bong Juice May 15, 2023


catch my drip

Slang for โ€œyou feel meโ€ or โ€œyou understandโ€

Bro1:Hey bro you want pizza.

Bro2: ya!

Bro 1:You catch my drip

by Youcauchmydrip October 19, 2020


drip down baby

A human baby conceived as a result of the semen ejaculated onto a woman's body after hand job, most often used in the context of a shower handy where gravity causes the sperm to "drip down" into the woman's nether regions.

Swole Bro 1: Did you hear Mandy got pregnant?
Swole Bro 2: Yeah bro, Brock told me it was a drip down baby.
Swole Bro 1: No way brah! He's got some strong swimmers

by branch9000 March 4, 2016


Drip dick rag

I rag or cloth used to wipe ones drip dick

I deadass saw this nigga use a drip dick rag

by Godfuckedupmyname August 1, 2018


Naked Dripping Daryl

A "Naked Dripping Daryl" is one of the hottest zombie apocalypse sex positions around. To perform the Naked Dripping Daryl, follow these steps:

1. Find an outdoor spot suitable for sexual congress but out of sight of any signs of civilization. You may find it helpful to choose one equipped with a tree stump or bench helpful for leverage. Anyplace that could be mistaken for the set of "The Walking Dead" is excellent.

2. Wait for it to rain and take off all your clothes.

3. Have the submissive sex partner bend over the bench or stump, while the dominant sex partner enters them from behind while holding a large, loaded crossbow.

4. Instead of saying, "I'm cumming," as he approaches orgasm, the dominant sex partner should say, "You're turning," as though to announce that the submissive sex partner is becoming a zombie.

5. At this point, the dominant sex partner should aim the crossbow at the submissive sex partner. The powerful fear of being shot should encourage that partner's orgasm. If not, the dominant can always just shoot and get the whole thing over with.

"Dude, i got my crossbow and we headed deep into the woods and did the Naked Dripping Daryl I shot my load but I didn't shoot the crossbow."

by cucumberz November 7, 2013


Miracle Whip Drips

What you call little white girls over the age of 18.

Yo B! We bout to smash these Miracle Whip Drips!

by StylesCaramel April 27, 2015


dripping yellow madness

a character mentioned on homestarrunner.com that has never actually appeared. apparently he moved away after the fifth grade.
Homestar Runner mistook Strong Sad for Dripping Yellow Madness whilst wearing cool shades covered in yella (yellow) paint.

Homestar "Oh, hewoh, dwipping yellow madness."(sic)

Strong Sad "Homestar, Dripping Yellow Madness moved away after the fifth grade! it's me, Strong Sad."

by claw27 August 26, 2005

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