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When you stick somebody’s vape up your ass and make them rip it.
“Kenny if you don’t give me my $20 I’m California gas masking you at our next party”
When a man is getting a blow job while laying on his back in bed, and he farts right in her face.
Gave the ol lady a Minnesota Gas Mask last night
The long-overdue title for millions of anti-maskers and maskholes around the world, whose selfish actions only prolong the coronavirus pandemic on earth, and lead to more infections and deaths—they need to come to terms that their constant refusal to don a face mask in public has serious consequences, such as fines, push-ups, and jail sentences (or even caning or deportation in some extreme cases).
The author of “Mask Wearing for Dummies” hinted to his publisher that he’s concurrently writing “Lockdown for Dummies” and “COVID-19 Vaccines for Dummies” targeting at millions of covidiots, particularly the diehard Trumpists and hardcore QAnonists from the red states, who get most of their corona advice from their Maskhole-in-Chief.
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A sticky face mask is when you cum on a girl/boys face, wait until it dries, then have her/him peel it off.
The sticky face mask is really painful to peel off
when a guy puts his nuts over the eyes of a female and places his penis near the top of the mouth.
Steve gave Cynthia a Bulgarian Gas Mask... She loved it.
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The act of dropping your balls into a girls mouth with your penis laying on her forehead. As she pulsates on the nutt-sac she resembles a chicken wearing a mask.
"I love it when I take home a slut and slap a Memphis Chicken Mask on her."
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It is when a man is sitting on a woman's face, his balls are ever-so-strategically placed over her eyes like a silk pillow...while he farts into her nose.
"Mahied, sit on my face with and give me your kingly scent."
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