the best way to impress your parents then get in trouble
Me:"Dad I'm home"
My dad:"I got a phone-call from you teacher today"
*Me thinking I'm in trouble*"What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit!"
My dad:"...wheres mah belt"
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Patty xs is a secret code which means I adore you, care for you, appreciate you, or I love you
Patty xs is a code word for I love you or you mean a lot to me
A woman that spends money on men to buy their affection. “Woman Trick”
Jennifer spends a bag on every man she meets, she is just a big pocketbook Patty.
The act of smashing your dick so hard it severs it to the point it bleeds while a woman bleeds menstral blood on it and shits in your mouth
Hey pat. Lets give ya a good ol sausage patty💀
After hitting it raw I let him give me a slime patty
Patti Alvarez favorite daughter is Amelie Marie. She loves her more then Sophia Noblett. She is a pretty chav.
Patti Alvarez is an amazing pretty chav xoxo