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What one is forced to do when trying to have sex with an obese female, and does not have any flour handy to roll her in to help search for the wet spot.
Pick a random flap of fat and proceed to fuck it.
I was so drunk last night I went home with a fat chick and I had to pick a flap and fuck it!
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when someone is 'hardcore dancing', between all the windmills and spin kicks, another move is usually done which involves touching the ground with each hand in an alternating pattern. similar to the 'floor punch'. if you were to go to a Terror or a Norma Jean gig, you would see many 'scene kids' doing this.
at a hardcore gig.....
random hardcore kid #1: look at all those kids picking up change.
random hardcore kid #2: yeah, losers. lets stand here with our arms crossed and nod our heads some more, 'cos we're hardcore.
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When someone is mastrubating
Johnny was horny, so he "picked his nose"
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Jeofrey was "picking his nose" when his mom walked in
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A pick-me girl is generally a person, faking themself, adopting a "cute" clothe style, and spend their time flirting with other people. Their name is kinda their definition, because they want a boy to "pick them". They act "agressive" or "possesive" when someone tries talking to the boy they're intrested in. We could also call them "Grosses putes" in french or "Salopes", meaning "bitch" in english, because they will just act annoying and make many clichés stuff, and act like an "uwu girl" ( go read the definition if you don't know what this abobination is ).
The pick me girl will also defend herself and will never admit that she is faking all and that's she is a pick me girl.
The pick-me girl will also lie about herself, and act like she has the same hobbies as the boy she's interested into. If the boy plays games, or some sport, or likes cooking, or whatever, she will act like she is also into that stuff.
Their is also pick-me's for girl, called "Simps", and there's already many definition for that.
Exeption : Pick-me's can also have cringe TikToks, describing how they are.
PM - Hiii (name) !! What game do you play??
Guy - Uhm, I like playing Minecraft?
PM - Oh em geee me too uwu, we could play together tonight ? hee hee ??
Friends - Nah bro see, she's a pick-me girl.
PM - What ?? No shut up!!!!
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When the person drinks coffee and French kisses someone, and the recipient tastes the coffee on the person's tongue.
"That person gave me quite the pick-me-up, I was able to taste the coffee right from his mouth!"
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Usually associated with cheating spouses, the betrayed souse believes that by doing extra and trying to make up for perceived lack of attention by the wayward spouse. This gives the cheater a sense of entitlement and power because they could say anything low or demeaning and the pick me dancer will do it. Meanwhile the Cheaters heart is with the affair partner. This can apply to any situation where one partner has a current partner and new partner, and the current one will do anything to keep them.
Hey did you see, Jane was seeing Rick and now she’s interested in Toby. Look at Rick do the pick me dance while she sits on her ass with the new guy.
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a pick me girl is someone who wants attention from "the boys". she always pointes out that she's one of the boys and that she craves the attention from everyone else except the girls. she thinks that she's diffrent from the other girls and that she's TOO unique. If you're a pick me girl, nobody likes you.
example:
normal girl: i think im gonna wear makeup for prom! Justin is taking me.
pick me girl: you wear makeup omgg! JUSTIN COME HERE! I never wear makeup its too girly, im one of the boys and were all wearing tuxes together right Justin?
Justin: Uhhh- no who said that?
other example:
Guy: I cant handle girl drama
Pick me girl: Omg SAMEEEE!!! the girls are too much drama i cant handle them!
Guy: But you're a gi-
Pick me girl: NO IM NOT JUSTIN BOO IM A SMOL BEAN
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