gender play

Role playing as the opposite sex/gender.

My girlfriend likes it kinky so we gender play when we 'do it'

play-doh

apparently similar to fire.

ow. that's not play-doh. it's fire. shiat.

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Six Play

A game you play with people when you are driving. As soon as a person see's a car with six headlights (in some sort of crazy situation), the person yells six play, and hits the roof with his hand six times. The last person who hits the roof is a mcfaggelwaggel, and has to take off one article of clothing.

Gabe: *hits roof* Six Play!
Riley: *hits roof* Six Play!
Zach: *hits roof* Six Play!
Nathan: *cries and takes off one article of clothing/accessory*

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Play Sweden

To act as a neutral party during an event or argument.

Guy 1: Hey has Jane picked her Super Bowl team yet?
Guy 2: Nope, she's playing Sweden this year.
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Guy 1: So what did Joe think about the divorce?
Guy 2: He's friends with both of them, so He's gonna play Sweden.

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play uncle

Heard this term recently on Insecure with Issa Rae. It seems to refer to a friend of one's parents or family. Someone who is part of the family, but not an actual relative. Different from a "playground uncle". Used the way those in Asian communities sometimes refer to their parent's friends as "auntie"

Come over and meet my play uncle--he's been around since I was 5

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Playing Golf

1. To highlight how the opinion/statement made by other party ruled out the obvious consequences or alternatives.

1.

Traul: Bale is the best football player

Baks: Ah so Messi is playing golf huh
2.
Traul: You should take her to the 5 star restaurant

Baks: Ah so I guess my finance is playing golf
3.
Traul: let's go out on Thursday!
Baks: ah so my exams on friday is playing golf

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Playing solitaire

Masturbating. Saying "Yoo-hoo!" to one's hoo-hoo. Ya-Ya-ing the sisterhood. Marching the penguin. Finding Nemo. Patting the bunny. Having fun with Dick or Jane. Choking the chicken or taking one's sausage hostage.

"Bored and waiting for my boyfriend to get back into town, I decided to play some solitaire."

"Old ladies love to play solitaire."

"Not now, honey, I'm playing solitaire."

"Playing solitaire is an awesome euphemism for masturbating."

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