Is a style of hair worn by men or women whose hair is long enough to pull into a pony tail, but it is too short to actually form the "tail". Thus creating a ball of hair hanging delicately on the back of their head, vividly resembling a male scrotum.
Derives of the words scrotum and pony tail
Found commonly on tom boys, middle aged lesbians, and artsy males who wear stylish ascots.
Co-worker 1: Have you seen Gary's hair today?
Co-worker 2: Yeah. When he walks it bobbles too and fro. When he stands it just hangs there useless and annoying. Kinda like a ball sack.
Co-worker 3: Oh...he's probably going for the Scrote Pony Look
(See Orlando Bloom's Hair in the first Pirates of the Carribean)
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The P.
If he asks for you to give him a Pony Brush, he wants the P.
I want you to give me your pony brush for my birthday
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Same as above, but slightly cleaner.
Alternate lyrics:
Come along and ride my pony,
Come along and ride my pony,
Come along and ride my pony,
This is how we do it.
see above lyrics and sing to whatever tune you wish
(I often use the 1 little, 2 little, 3 little lady bugs tune). Instead of using Ride That Pony, use ride my pony.
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Noun. Verb. Dreams. Desires. Hopes. Sandwich. However your heart interprets...
1. Dude, that was totally side-pony!
2. I was going to do my annual report report...but got side-ponied by Christian.
3. My brother is such a side-pony.
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a type of shot that involves whiskey and pickle juice.
man that pickled pony put me over the edge last night!
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n: a gay man infatuated with cowboys and a romantic notion of the cowboy lifestyle
That little pony wrangler hasn't ever been near a farm, but ever since BrokeBack Mountain, he won't date anything that's not wearing a cowboy hat.
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When a guy is riding reverse cowboy style with his male partner during the act of anal sex, and the rider farts aggressively and makes the partners penis rumble.
Hey babe, wanna play rumble pony?
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