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Like an alaskan pipeline - only one uses the frozen shitsicle to masturbate with, after poking holes into it so that as they approach orgasm - an increasingly thick layer of feces melts out of the condom onto their hands/nether regions
Yo man - did you see that video Shirley posted of her giving herself a leaky alaskan pipeline? SHIT WAS SO CASH!
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When a naked female sits on the shoulders of a naked male and chokes him with her thighs as he jerks off, eventually causing him to pass out as he cums.
My buddy Ted almost died when his wife gave him the old Alaskan head lock the other night.
The state of unlikely success, possibility, comprehension or understanding. As an extreme rarity.
Lighting a cigarette with a wet match is like an "Alaskan Bar bq".
Fitting in a size 10 shoe with your size 12s, is an Alaskan Bar BQ
He's trying to buy a car with no money or no job. That's an Alaskan Bar BQ
You hide behind your couch awaiting your girlfriends/wife's arrival. When they walk in, you jump out, kick them in the knee, proceed to hover over their body and perform a Strawberry Shortcake. After that, perform an Angry dragon, T-Bag her one time, then yell "MORTAL KOMBAT!"
Me: "Bro, it was so dark."
Friend: "What?"
Me: "It was dark when I gave your girl and Alaskan Hidden TriForce!"
Friend: "Oh, haha, you wanna die?"
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The act of giving someone an Alaskan Flounder Basket is to Piss on someones face, fart in their mouth, then take a shit on their balls.
Ray and Debra:
Debra:
Ima Piss On Yo Face
Then Ima Fart In Yo Mouth
Ray:
Yeeeah
Debra:
Yeeah, then Ima Shit On Your balls Ray!
*Also Check a song by Iwrestledabearonce entitled Alaskan Flounder Basket*
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After ejaculating inside your partner, you suck it back out with a straw. Keeping as much of your tasty load in your mouth, you proceed to make out with them and tranfer your "secret snowball" into her unexpecting mouth.
To lori's surprise, she got a mouthful of alaskan snow shrimpin when making out with her b.f. right after he went shrimpin on her.
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The act of ejaculating upon the tip of another penis, be it homosapien or otherwise. Can be performed by both parties thereby resulting in a double-Alaskan-snow-cap.
"Dude, i just came right on the tip of my dude bros' dick.'
"Dude bro, He Alaskan Snow-capped you"
"No dude bro, he came on mine too. Double-Alaskan-Snow-Cap."
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