1. when a member of the asian community prevents another person's advances upon another
2. the worst of all cockblocks
3. something a good wingman should prevent with ease
Damn Josh (JJ) is the worst wingman, he can't even stop an asian cockblock.
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Lined paper that has twice as many lines as yours, causing extreme jealousy because its owner can fit twice as much work on one sheet of paper as you.
Usually owned and supplied by Asians.
Guy 1: Dude how come Hyea-ji can fit all of her work on one side of a piece of paper and it takes me two whole sheets?
Guy 2: Well duh, she has Asian paper. You should ask her for some.
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When a group of 5-10 Asian women enter a room with 1 man and proceed to fart in the room then leave the room and lock it shut for 30 minutes.
Man, I could really use an Asian Hotbox right about now!
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Verb- the act of eating a large pizza off of the back of a willing partner as she performs fellatio
Dude I totally Asian Cupcaked her back last night - why choose between a BJ and food when u can have both?!
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An exclamation used when someone is being a wimp or uncool. It is shouted in order to provoke an inspiration of ninja-ness.
Me: *failing to break an apple in half with my bare hands* Wow, this is hard!
Greta: C'mon, Asian Up!
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Someone who is an American citizen who originated from Asia or has Asian heritage. These ties to Asia don't make them any less American. Sometimes broken down into smaller groups (such as East Asian American) to further specify (since Asia is a big continent).
My parents are from India, but I was born in America, so I'm Asian American
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The act of watching some good Asian porn.
Dan: Man, I'm really in the mood to watch some good Asian porn.
Lucy: You need to watch some Asian Bangbang.
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