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A phrase meaning "Mind your own business"
Friend: why are you writing a check to yourself?
Me: Don't ask questions, just trust the process.
A very useless comeback.
When little kids say this they are basically saying that they have no comebacks left. This sentence also can be used when a person says something that's nothing about them but they still reply with "no one asked"
Also whoever uses this is also a stupid shit.
Random person: Guys... my family died so i'm not gonna be here for a few days
Some random ass kid: No one asked dude!🤓🤓🤓🤓
To ask a question that is dangerous. It’s either really successful or it Fails outright and there is no in between
Edwin : Hey Miranda can I get a kiss?
Miranda: That’s a risky ask! Let me think about it
a fucking retarded and shit comeback used by idiots who try to be cool.
person 1: hey it's my birthday
some retarded dumbass: nobody asked
person 1: shut the actual fuck up
Saying this obnoxious phrase is the quickest way to make everyone despise your existence. Saying this is the verbal equivalent of white noise as it adds nothing to the conversation and only causes annoyance. If you say this phrase, go fuck yourself.
Person 1: Nice, my relative beat cancer
Person 2: Nobody asked
Person 1: stares with hatred in his eyes before pulling out a gun and shooting Person 2 in the head
The amount of money you and your partner have agreed can be spent without the other’s approval or awareness. Typically used by the gays. Probably started with the now defunct Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell laws in the US.
Kake: “What did you spend $20 on yesterday?”
Jack: “Don’t ask don’t tell”
A request for information or clarity where the act of asking the question takes more time and effort than using common sense or readily available guidance.
he's asked how to access the wifi again. He's got the same information I do. If he asks how to make couscous one more time I'm going to kill him.