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Awkward Submarine

Commonly mistaken for a certain action, mimicking a submarine out of water in order to break an awkward silence. Contrary to common belief, an awkward submarine is when you have an erection.

Guy 1: "Umm... please tell me that's not what I think it is..."
*awkward moment*
Guy 2: "Uhhh..... awkward submarine..."

by pseudophilia May 16, 2011

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awkward dominoes

Falling in the shower on top of others.

Wanna play awkward dominoes?

by the6rayspider May 17, 2014

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awkward bean

A person, that is usually a smol bean (you can be tall too) and is very awkward. You can talk but it doesnt go they way you want and your voice is very quiet because you rather not talk because you're awkward.

"Hey he's looking at you, he's cute go talk to him."
"Yeah.... i'll just wait, maybe if he comes up to me."
"Just go! You're such an awkward bean!"

by Itsyagirlawkwardbean January 14, 2018

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Awkward Crab

Is a hand motion similar to awkward turtle, employed when an awkward situation arises. Depending on the situation, makes it more awkward or clears the air. The awkward crab is made by putting one hand on top of the other with the thumbs sticking outward, bent slightly at the knuckle, and by moving the thumbs alternating upward and downward.

Speaker 1: Want to get coffee sometime?
Speaker 2: No thanks
Speaker 1: *awkward crab*

by Rinsky April 16, 2011

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awkward canoe

similar to awkward turtle, though much more sly and less cliche. motion is moving hands in an oar motion. the coolest awkward sign around

"That person tripping? definitely an awkward canoe moment."

by awesomenessingeneral October 20, 2009

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Awkward Turtle

The universal symbol of the awkward moment, made by placing one open hand over another and wiggling the thumbs around in a circle to imitate a turtle turned on its back. Awkward!

I used the phrase "if you can't do it teach it" infront of my girlfriends mum... shes a teacher. It was definitely awkward turtle.

For more awkward turtle moments, www.awkwardturtle.com

by zephyr4434 December 31, 2010

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socially awkward

jeremy

when jeremy doesn’t talk to a girl in person because he is socially awkward.

by unicorn101 August 21, 2019

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