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a sex position that involves tomato sauce, cheese and sausage in which you put the following items on the vagina and eat it.
Mike: "dude i had a fun time last night with my date"
Jim: "what did you do?"
Mike: "I Italian pizza bagel'd her, she enjoyed it alot"
Jim: "dude your gross"
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A VERY firm/tight vagina so dense that it is difficult to eat. Cream cheese, naturally goes around the hole due to the fact that penetration is so difficult.
Christ man! I couldn't even get it in. She had a day old bagel.
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When your “everything” bagel has barely any of the “everything” on it.
Look at this almost everything bagel. There is nothing on it!
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Normally preformed with a Towson University chick from jersey on a Saturday night after blacking out at green turtle.
This is when you fuck her in the ass pull out cum on her asshole, then throw a handful of dirt on your nut finally press your ass against her ass making the everything bagel. Hence the Towson hot bagel
Yo I woke up with dirt on ass this morning. I think I gave that chick kylee the Towson hot bagel. You guys want breakfast?
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A breakfast foods i used to love eat but now i never can cause i played danganronpa 2 goodbye despair
Person 1:i ate bagels and orange juice!
Me:...ok
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1) stop hating on me 2) Stop being annoying 3) refrian from contiuing that action i find it irritating 4) quit bugging me 5) stop adding a liquified fruit blend to my morning starch.
Person 1: Hey there, you are a complete idiot and i am going to poke you excessivily
Person 2: QUIT JAMMIN ON MY BAGELS!!!!!!
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a word used only when ppl go apeshit at esperanza high
I threw a carrot at him and he called me a baby cunt bagel
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