bit under the weather

This is the British middle class equivalent of the exclamations 'ill' or 'sick', meaning cool. Being terribly modest and reserved, one doesn't want to overstate things.

Yo brother, that deck is a bit under the weather

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Under the pecan tree

Verb. Slang for cheating, usually between two people who are both married.

Brandon was under the pecan tree with Jennifer.

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Sweeping it under the rug

When lying in bed rubbing one out and you blow your load onto your partner's back, then proceed to pull down their shirt like nothing happened.

Hopefully I'm at work when my girlfriend finds out I was sweeping it under the rug.

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Grass Under the Sea

What autistic gay people who aren't very smart (aka fucking stupid) call kale

Heyyyy Grass Under the Sea

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Wine under the bridge

Variation of the expression "Beer under the bridge", however typically applies to two or more girls who have had too much wine and get into childish, irrational fights.

My girlfriend went on a girls' night out Friday and they all had too much wine. She came home hammered and was crying about some sort of ridiculous argument on the colour of some girl's dress. I said to her "forget about it, it's wine under the bridge".

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Water Under The Fridge

A mispronunciation of water under the bridge.
can also be taken literally, which means the person saying it needs a new fridge
(water is leaking from it, ofc its broken)

Sam: Damn I have water under the fridge.
Josh (yes that one): Buy a new one bruv

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Cream under the hood

The best of the best.

See also "The bee's knees", " the dog's bollocks ".

"Wow your homemade pot roast is cream under the hood!"

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