build a bear

The process of shaving your full beard and leaving the trimmings floating in the toilet bowl, at which point you use said toilet bowl to take a crap, thereby coating your feces in the hair which now resembles a stuffed animal that can be presented to your girlfriend or wife.

Hey honey! I went to build a bear today! Come check it out!

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gay bear

A person betting on short positions.

Often working for hedge fund companies.

"Look at this gay bear shorting on GME"
"Yeah, lets ape in some more and get them tendies"

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Teddy Bear

A stuffed bear with glasses and a tie. Reminded me of my Colonel. I came in it.

Teddy bear.

Was he really gonna tell her that he loved her?

"I came in the bear."

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koala bear

A sexual position in which the male is on his hands and knees and the female is latched to his underbelly with her arms and legs wrapped around the male.

I fucking koala bear'ed that bitch last night for hours.

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bear clit

a very large and very hairy vagina, usually found on very big girls that are ugly as sin

damn bitch you are huge! i bet you have a bear clit.

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pookie bear

a cutesy name given to a man.

Travis Lee Metzger is my pookie bear.

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drop bear

Australian tree-dwelling marsupial, found mostly in bushland areas, but also known to live in inner-city parks.
The drop bear is characterised by it's unusual defense mechanism - when the male senses danger, the drop bear glides or 'drops' down from it's perch and uses it's powerful hind spur to barb the enemy's eyes.

A drop bear landed on our tent while we were camping.

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