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A penis with a pubic hair afro.
He thrust his bearded moose into her bearded clam and their pubic hair meshed together.
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When a man ejaculates on a woman's face, primarily around her mouth. After this process the man must proceed to rip out the woman's pubic hair ad adhear it to the ejaculate on the woman's face, creating a "lincoln's Beard".
Man, I was fucking this chick on the weekend, and she stuck her finger up my ass, so I was like "bitch, you did not just do that..." So she paid the price, and recieved a genuine Lincoln's Beard.
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When a TV show get's better over time, as opposed to "Jumping the Shark," when a show gets worse over time.
Refers to Jonathan Frakes character, William Riker, growing a beard after season one, when the show improved dramatically
-"While "Heroes" Jumped The Shark after season one, "Lost's second season improved, growing the beard more after each season.
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When one partner of a homosexual male couple gives their partner a blowjob, the feeling of the beard stimulating the scrotum is known as beard sex. (Does not have to be male to male couples, though it is more likely)
Jon: Oh my God, that beard sex feels so good!
Josh: I'll never shave my beard again!
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Another word for Vagina
e.g Lets think of a name for a vagina hmm I know Bearded Oyster
Cunnilingus from a bearded brethren.
I was willing to see what it felt like when cunnilingus became beard-a-lingus, and I told him so.
When you make out with someone with a beard and it chafs the skin of your chin off
Dude have you seen her chin, she got beard chafed