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This is the day when you have to work fanny off and decorate your house enough to scare the little children, if they fall unconscious after seeing your decorations on the 30th of October you are allowed to lock them up in the basement
I scored a total of 5 children on the day before halloween eve
laughing off a mistake or something that made you look like a fool.
- Do you want to go out with me?
- Umm... I'm gay..
-Oh yeah hehe .... Never saw me before ;))
The gay version of bros before hoes and sisters before misters. Used regardless of position preference.
Scott: "Yo, poker this evening. Up for it?"
Arnold: "Nah, gonna get me some Derek this evening."
Scott: "Chums before bums, bro."
Arnold: "This great and completely valid argument has fundamentallly changed my world view, so I shall come to this poker game of thine!"
The gay version of bros before hoes. Basically, you be a wingman for your straight friends before you get dates for yourself. It's a rule, trust me.
Straights before dates.
When you are close to a bro, so you get tattoos with each other before you get cats
Hey man, tattooos before CATs?
Hell ya!
Tattoos before cATs
Take a drink of some water or your chosen liquid. Drink you sink your cone!
Blue dream guy: "I'm going to absolutely demolish this cone".
Cewpins: "Drink before you sink!"
Becoming intoxicated before college marching band practice
Joker: Lets go ham before banned