bruh moment

when someone says something that makes you go bruh

“me shitted all over my peepee when i jerking off homealone”
“bruh moment”

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bruh moment

A "bruh moment" is the state of being high off your ass.

just talked to matthew, he's definitely having a bruh moment.

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Cmon mommyay bruh

When yo homies bein a bitch keep sayin this til they come thru

Cmon mommyay bruhhhhhhh

Universal Bruh Moment

An event or situation that merit a widespread reaction, whether that be shock, awe, or any other strongly felt emotion.

See "bruh moment"

Also known as a UBM.

Damn that kid just embarrassed himself on live TV. That's one hell of a universal bruh moment.

bruh nigga penis

When a black white person’s penis too large, and resembles the penis of a black person.

Girl: show your dick pls
Guy: ok
*pulls down pants*
Girl: bruh nigga penis

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Certified "Bruh Moment"

A "Bruh Moment" of the highest caliber. Only in certain situations may a "Bruh Moment" be certified.

Person 1: "The kids in my basement won't stop screaming"
Person 2: "This right here is a Certified "Bruh Moment"

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epic gamer bruh

An epic gamer bruh or epic gamer bruh moment is any instance in which one of the following occur:

- You or a friend get a Victory Royale in Fortnite
- You get a reverse-three-stock against your little cousin
- You win a match of Nickelodeon Scene-It
- Your mom gets jailed for fraud charges

Or something of a similar nature.

Gamer #1: "Bruh! I just got an epic Victory Royale and my parents just told me I'm adopted!"
Gamer #2: "That's such an epic gamer bruh moment!"

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