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bullet goblins

An important rule of gun safety is to treat every gun as if it is loaded.
Bullet goblins are mischievous creatures that put ammunition into unloaded guns when you aren't looking. They love to strike at the worst times possible.

A: Here's my gun with absolutely no ammunition inside it. It's perfectly safe!
B: Careful, man! The bullet goblins could have loaded it!
A: There ain't no way, dude! I just checked 5 minutes ago! *shoots himself in the foot* AHHHHH!

by ghostly-underpants August 19, 2023


Blood Bullet

Tampon that is quickly ejected from the vagina by means of orgasm, sneeze, or other non-traditional means.

I came so hard, I shot a blood bullet.

by RageKitten August 8, 2021


whiskey bullet

The outcome of that last shot of whiskey

Whiskey bullet;
Prolly shouldnt take that one clare, looks like the bullet....

by Ol pappy December 21, 2016


bulleting speed

george's weird ass voice saying that in an instagram video.

"bulleting speed"
"hahahahahh bulleting speed"

by gracels September 23, 2019


Creamy Bulleteer

One whose kink is having another person ejaculate on his asshole while a different person shoots him in the asshole.

"Do you like JP?"
"Ugh idk he's kind of a creamy bulleteer."
"Really?! That sucks. I kinda liked him."

by BKBChampion November 2, 2016


Bullet Loaf

A single nugget of poop that blasts out of the rectum at high velocity due to the immense backing of gas behind it. Similar to how a gun works. A Bullet Loaf usually results in maximum toilet water splashery.

Bro, I left a Bullet Loaf in your toilet. I'll pay the plumbing bull.

by Cherb Derbitt January 21, 2012


Turf bullet

Mountain dew, vodka milk

You are turf bullet!

by The.moon27 April 23, 2021