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A Heesh Burger is an oversized area of upper pussy fat that hangs down to the knees. It's big, hot, steamy and good enough to eat.
I was driving down the street and saw this bitch at the bus stop with a huge heesh burger hanging out the bottom of her nightgown.
Did you see that dudes chest burger hanging out of his shirt, so gross.
Invented in Minnesota, it's basically just a hamburger with peanut butter on it. Also known as a "fat taxi driver with a Polish accent" if you happen to be a Jimmy Neutron fan
Waitress: Hello sir, would you like to try a Goober Burger?
Me: What's in it?
Waitress: Only our finest peanut butter
Me: .............WHAT KIND OF FAST FOOD SORCERY IS THAT!?
After Burger Queen dropped that dumbass commercial about a burger you can fuck, we have been hard at work here at arbys headquaters making a burger you can fuck, then eat. Take that Burger Queer, I already fucked the burger we have in our commercials, and I came hard in that nigga. bum bum bum bum arbys we have the meat.
Take that Burger Queer.
a burger that had been dunked in the toilet
vic: ok breakfast is ready!
joe: *eats all the pancakes*
vic:
joe:
joe 2:
vic: ok fine we’re having toilet burgers now *grabs burgers and dunks them in the toilet*
When my nieces and nephew were little, I got sick every time I saw them because little kids are just germ-burgers, and I didn't have my own so had not built up immunity. One time I was talking to, and holding my two year old niece and she sneezed right into my mouth.
The act of two men sleeping together within a burger.
That was a great yaoi burger last night.