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when spider man is slowly approached from behind by his father, a large African-American man from the east side, south of Compton just as a man with a "whats over there penis" attempts to J-hook it in to spidermans rectum as his father texts CHa-Cha, asking if any women have ever had one of their boobies accidentally ripped of while at a Sting Concert and is now forced to work at ihop (Ha Ha get it!!!)
AWWWW thats my batman!!!
.............butter boots
Someone who consumes large amounts of butter.
Person A: Yo that guy over there just bought like 40 sticks of butter.
Person B: Fucking butter consumer.
The butter a stripper uses before slapping her big diddies aff your bake
Conor went to the strippers and got slapped in the bake with her massive tits leaving tittie butter all over his face.
When you put peanut butter on your nuts and let your dog lick it off
Barack Obama Put peanut butter on his nuts and let his dog lick it off so he said it was his butter nuts
The amalgamation of feces and semen created during a vigorous plugging and plunging of the bunghole during anal sex.
She was hot AF and let me take her ass to pound town but she gave me a nasty case of plug butter. I almost gagged.
I railed her ass good but she gave me a mess of plug butter so I wiped it off on her pillow case, flipped it over and caught an Uber while she was in the shower.
Giving oneself a wank or receiving a hand job with some form of lubricant. May be a commercial sex lube or an improvised lube such as a food sauce, condiment or heavy saliva.
I used to just dry rub one out until I discovered KY warming gel. Now I butter jerk every chance I get.
Your mom was making me breakfast and she broke out the spray butter and strawberry jam and gave me a quick butter jerk.