Number 3

The Runs; Diarrhea; Squirts; The Trots; extremely foul, loose, runny bowel movement; watery extrecement

I thought I had to go number two but it turned out to be number 3

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Number hoe

a friend, who when offered a meal at a fast food restaurant, choses to order a number instead of ordering off of the dollar menu.

Mark (after watching Jim order a #8, value sized): Man, why you gotta be a number hoe?

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Number 3

Meaning to spew. One of the primary bodily functions, follows on after Number 1 and Number 2. Polite way of saying you need to chuck.

Ben: Hurry up mate, I need to go to the bathroom!
Chris: What, #1 or #2?
Ben: Nah man, Number 3!! Let's GO

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number three

Semen.

Bob went number three in the bathroom.

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number blind

A problem with some people who have trouble with numbers, math, and any numerical reference from time to time. Often related to deadlines and quantity.

Setting at a staff meeting:
Martha: "Jim, did you get the memo?"
Jim: "Yes, you need 4 versions of the finished proposal produced by the 25th".
Martha: "No, we need 6 versions of the finished proposal produced by the 15th. What, are you number blind or what?"

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scarlet number

A low score on a high-stakes standardized test, typically one that cannot be retaken. A variant on Nathaniel Hawthorne's Scarlet Letter.

Tony wanted to get into an Ivy League school, but his 64 on Mr. Peterson's calculus final will be a scarlet number that will keep him out.

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take a number

A comeback used when confronted in an aggressive fashion.

Thug: I'ma kill you, mothafucka!
You: Take a number, bitch.

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