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school in west seattle full of potheads and somalis. The biggest hoes in west seatle go here.
*at chief sealth high school
Somali 1: ayy walahi i fucked ashley yesterday
Somali 2: broo everybody done fucked ashley fuck outta here
the most badass mother fucker on the earth. capable of killing an entire army of terrorist assholes just with his thoughts of how he would kill them.
: Did you hear about that Navy SEAL master chief?
: No, what happened?
: Al Qaeda died for him because he needed a holiday.
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When something is not making sense or does not add up.
Hillary would be a good president, this ain't adding up chief
A dumbass who thinks he has the best ideas while in reality the ideas that person have are always troublesome. It can also mean "reckless" or a "psychopath"
Lamar: "Nigga that's the Apache blood in me homie. You lucky i ain't do a flying tomahawk and scalp they motherfuckin' ass.
Franklin: "We can't repo the assets of a dead man, big sittin' chief asshole!"
An expression used in response to someone who accidentally or purposely trips you up at the worst possible time. Usually occurs during moments of intense concentration or during a special moment. Based on the President Obama Inaugural Oath when Chief Justice John Roberts incorrectly stated the words “that I will execute the Office of President to the United States faithfully”; thereby causing President Obama to pause and disrupting Obama's special moment. Similar usage to don't tase me bro
Chief Justice John Roberts: ...that I will execute the Office of President to the United States faithfully
President Obama: Don't Roberts Me, Chief!
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Your whole entire fucking childhood thrown into a box for just 60 bucks. Oh yeah it also comes with access to the Halo 5 Beta and has an MLG playlist, what more could you ask for? If you own the MCC you will be the coolest kid on the block, guaranteed.
Jimmy: Hey Paul you faggot 1v1 me on Halo 2 right now
Paul: No you're just gonna BXR and camp with the sword the whole game
Jimmy: Then let's play Halo 3 you pussy
Paul: Yeah but I don't know where my mom put the Halo 3 disc
Jimmy: Paul you fucking BK random it's all on one disc with the Halo: The Master Chief Collection.
Paul: Holy fuck that's so cool Jimmy
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one of the best halo-driven comedic videos on youtube, a must see for any Halo fans
The Master Chief Sucks At Halo
The Master Cheif Sucks At Halo 2
The Master Chief Sucks At Halo 3
make sure the author/director on the first and second ones is DigitalPh33r and for the last its Machinma
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