A poop chip is when you have bascially shitted on yourself and you let it sit in your underwear for a long periodically time . Then you let it crust over and when its done crusting over you peel it off and it looks like a poop chip or aka a pringle.
You want a poop chip
What the hell is a poop chip
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A standout basketball prodigy recruit
Shaq was a blue chip in his days at LSU.
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Being completely drunk 24/7, reaching the point where you get so drunk that you cannot walk, talk, or find the right hole...
the state of being so drunk that you cannot feel you body
a person who does this often is considered a chipper
"Hey there, where did you get that car, and why are you in the hospital"
"i don't know, i got so chipped up last night that i couldn't even find the right hole"
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adj.
describes someone who be lookin crusty or just bad
Gino, you lookin like a bag of chips.
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When performing anal sex, the woman tskes a shit, the man then grabs the shit and stuffs it into the woman's vagina
"That bitch has got enough nerve to take a shit while we were having sex so i clipa chipped her"
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A coin like currency used by men to buy freedom from their significant other. 3 are issued upon marriage and once presented to the wife from "the man" all arguments cease immedietly and the man auto-wins his case.
Man: Honey, Gene and Randy want to go hunting this weekend.
Wife: I don't think so, we have a baby shower to........
(Man slams man-chip on table)
Man: I'm going hunting!
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Humorous way of sayying "vaccinated". Originated from the conspiracy theory that the vaccine is used to track people with 5G microchips.
"Yo paul i got 5g chipped"
"good for you man, now you don't have to wear a mask everytime you go outside"
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