Norwegian Alarm Clock

When you ejaculate on a piece of lefse and smack somebody on the head in the morning while there sleeping and yelling "good morning"

I gave my girl a norwegian alarm clock so she could make me a sandwich

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Coo-Coo Clocking

(V.) The process whereby the penis protrudes the hole of a pair of button-less boxer shorts, it happens repeatedly and is unwanted.

Jared should have chosen another pair of boxers for the big tennis match, he was coo-coo clocking throughout all five sets.

Henry's boxer button broke off yesterday, he coo-coo clocked all day.

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gin o clock

It's time for a gin

What time is it? It's gin o clock-can substitute drug of choice

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Pimms O' Clock

When a typically English situation calls for the pleasant taste of Pimms.

"Picnic blankets? Mums and dads? It's Pimms O' Clock!"

"Wedding party? Embarrassing dancing? It must be Pimms O' Clock!"

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Pakistan Alarm Clock

A Bomb Hidden In a Clock mainly done by the PLR.

I have a new Pakistan Alarm Clock!
No Don't make it go-!

Bed O’ Clock

A nonspecific time to use to get out of a situation during the night

Brad: Bro you ready for this part tonight! I’m going to use the creamy ceaser on Stacy
You: Oh well look at the time it’s bed o’ clock seems I must go

pot o clock

time of day when smokein a joint is nessecarry, most of the time its 4:20

person 1: its 420 man
person 2: sweet its pot o clock lets fire one up