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When someone hasn't cleaned their room in such a long time that everything is on the floor and it is quite literally a closet that is walked on.
Mom: Jonny, I was putting your socks away in your room and it's like a Walk-on closet in there!! How long has it been since you've cleaned it?
Jonny: About 3 years...
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a person who misleads others with their outside appearance of being very stylish and elegant, but leads a secret life of being ghetto.
Man, I thought Jessica Alba was classy, but after watching a special on her on E!, I realized that she is a closet ghetto.
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A person who acts goody goody in public but then when alone with a person of the opposite sex they.......LOVE THE COCK!!!!
Man, Jasmine is a massive closet monster!
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1. Christians who know where to preach. This group is purely hypothetical.
The person who posted the original definition for closet christians is unfortunately not a closet christian; Therefore, the poster is not a member of the fictitious group of closet christians.
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someone who refuses to believe they are a hippy even though they wear tie-dye t shirts and act like a hippy.
Person 1: "You are such a closet hippy"
Person 2 (wearing tie-dye): "No Im not!!!"
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Raging rainbow that denies they hate homos.
Luke was full of himself, but all in all, he was another Emperor Of The Closet.
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Person who has sex a lot with many different people and just lays there.
Can usally get the person in your room buy typing "Want to watch a movie ;)"
"Want to watch a movie ;)"
She says, "I'll be over in a minute!!"
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