codded

Past tense of cod meaning depress aka I was depressed means I was codded

I codded someone.

COD politician

Someone who claims to understand politics (specifically war) just because they played Call of Duty: Modern Warfare’s campaign without skipping the cutscenes.

Classified as a mental disorder. Symptoms include quoting death screen quotes from MW2 campaign, speaking in a deep British accent, and thinking that Urzikstan is a country.

Andre: Dude, have you heard that Mark’s taking IB global politics?
Corey: That’s wild, all he does is play Modern Warfare.
Andre: He thinks he’s some authority on global conflicts now apparently.
Corey: What a COD politician…

COD Bitch

Any one that quick scopes, camps or constantly bitches about their team, but turns out to have the worst ratio in the match.

"That fuckin guy is camping in the corner."
"Mother fucker just a COD bitch."

cape cod

It's actually an island. It's been an island since the Wilson administration. I don't give a fuck about your branding, call it what it is: "Cod Island"

I'm on my way to a job on Cod Island, formerly known as "Cape Cod," and there's so many rich old bastards and upper class methadome addicts that it's like I never left Florida!

Cape Cod

the cutest place in the world

cape cod is adorable

Cape Cod

Winter's Asshole from januaryuary to April. Sleet is all over the place and everywheres deserted. The only thing for locals then is boredom, depression, school/work, drugs, and cold.

The intermediate seasons arent much better. October-December rain all the fucking time, it's 45 degrees, and overall shit. Oh, and white Christmas? Fuck that! we get rainy ass, Cold, depressing christmas.

A beautiful place with nice beaches and stuff to do in the summer. The only downside in the summer is the tourists who can't drive for shit and rich fucturds that charge 100 dollars for parking at beaches. Oh, and the water is cold AF year round.

"You live on Cape Cod? Lucky!"
"The Fuck you high on? It's winter's asshole."

CoD beef

CoD beef is when 2 or more people (most likely under 15) start trash talking eachother. It often ends up with them just blocking eachother, but sometimes it will go to the point where personal details are read out or sent by messages.

Hey bro, join game chat, XxPu55yP0und3rxX is having CoD beef with Cock1nY0urA55, It's fucking hilarious