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cooter commander

Someone who's get a lot of pussy

He is a cooter commander

by Cooter Commander March 2, 2017


country cooter

The worst country asshole to have a lifted truck with a small penis with a whole can of dip in his mouth to want gum cancer with a stack in the bed to fuck his sister from Kentucky

That ole country cooter tried sellin me a new car

by Country Cooter March 26, 2018


sexual cooter

if u don’t have a fucking cooter, that shit is broken. as fuck. get that shit OUT. if u do ur just fucking cool like i’d invite you to my house to play rave in the grave tbh.

gabe: my cooter STANKS!
sophie: congrats, u now have a sexual cooter! 🥺

by sophiehasasexualvagina March 7, 2021


Cooter Mousse

That juicy substance that gets in your beard and mustache when you are licking at and around the vagina.

Friend: Damn, Tom, what’s that white flaky stuff falling out of your beard and into your spaghetti?

Tom: Oh, that’s Cooter Mousse from last night. Pass the Parmesan Cheese please!

by Mousse Tracks July 17, 2021


Cooter Wipe

A person who, while not being a douche bag, is still worse than an ass wipe. They will be sodden with bacteria and detritus, and smell almost as disgusting as their little black souls.

I sure did, E. That guy was a total cooter wipe!

by e.dawg August 28, 2010


cooter popper

One who pops that p*ssy. If you are a cooter popper. Your slamming girls cooter like no ones biz.

Yo bro I heard he gets mad poon. He‘s a cooter popper.

by October 11, 2020


cooter gunk

Sticky balls of a gel like substance emitting from a woman's vagina

Jack picked his cooter gunk out during class and wiped it all over the whiteboard. Someone cried cooter gunk and everyone sprinted to the door. Jack was amused

by ronnie6969 May 22, 2010