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A young male between 18 and 22 who is considered prime meat by carnivorous (agressive) or cougar
Guy to friend: laugh it up cougar bait, your next, See those women the secind we leave your prey!
1: A young individual, typically male, considered in his prime, whom will intentionally seek out locations highly frequently by older women, in hope to get swiped up by a carnivorous cougar, with a craving for fresh meat.
Tldr: Milf hunters. Boy Bimbos, Himbos in fact.
(See Milf, or Himbo...)
At a work holiday party:
Person one: "ANON is totally Cougar Bait. Just look at him over there!"
Person two: "I know, no shame at all!"
Anon who is currently having the time of his life: "Oh damn Sharlene, that must be so hard having to be a housewife, and taking care of 4 teenagers while your husband is out drinking with his friends, you should totally get a divorce-"
When she’s older than you and her birthday just happens to be the day before yours.
Johnny is so in love…he doesn’t even think about that one day if More Cougarness
When you’re dating a woman that’s older than you and her birthday is the day before yours; that special 24 hours.
Johnny was so in love that he didn’t even think about that one day of More Cougarness.
When you’re dating someone who is older than you and their birthday is the day before yours; that 24 hours.
Johnny was SO in love with his girl and just smiled when he realized his girl would have a day of More Cougarness.
Cougar claws: a sexual achievement accomplished by a male by sleeping with a woman above the age of 40, while in his 20s or below
Bill: Hey man, how did things go with that Cougar from the bar the other night?
Steve: I took her home, totally got my Cougar Claws, man!