moola crab

Utter fanswagalisticness. It can refer to a person or crab. This creature can save the world.

Girl: Ugh I can't even today!
Friend: OMG we better call a moola crab to make it better!

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ass crab

a huge ass with crab legs and claws

also an insult

you're such an ass crab

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Crab Rangussy

When you heat up a crab rangoon in the microwave for 30 seconds and it comes out creaming out the crevices on the top with cheese and crab.

Man check out the leftover Chinese, its got some crab rangussy on the side.

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Krusty crab

Restaurant under the sea

Is this the krusty crab?
No this is Patrick!

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crab cart

Most appropriately a promiscuous woman. However can just be generalized to any female. References the sexually transmitted genital organism commonly referred to as "the crabs."

That chick dates a lot of guys, she's a real crab cart.

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Crab Pot

After fisting your hoe's pussy, you drop your balls into her gaped fuck hole to give your nut sack a good washing in her slut sauce, only to have her cunt lips squeeze around your balls and clamp them in place like a crab in a crab pot.

I tried to wash my balls in that bitches fuck hole, but my nuts got clamped in her bitch ditch like a crab in a crab pot.

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Crab Salad

A date.

Hey, man. I went for a Crab Salad with that smokin' blonde last night.

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