Rural Dictionary

crunk juice

crunk juice; n. A refreshment much like Red Bull created by Lil Jon & The East Side Boyz, consisting of soda pop, horny goat weed, and lots of sugar. Generally drank by people who want to get hyper & crunk, desiring the feeling of being crazy & drunk.

Yo man, Ima drink dis crunk juice 'for I go to da party, is go'n be so crunk!

Dat crunk juice make you feel so horny!

by janey April 11, 2005

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crunk juice

its a bevarage u drink to get crunk,
like alchhol!!

"pass me my crunk juice....imma bout to get CRUNK!!!!"

by CK March 20, 2005

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CrUnK

Insanely awful cz player. Baits A snowdem whenever it's possible. A snowdem is a canadian with chesticles.

Example crunk plays outside snowdem plays floor they rush outside snowdem peaks crunk hides and takes the kills while snowdem gets analy raped.

by blew January 26, 2008

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king of crunk

A term applied to a Spring Breaker by a fellow Spring Breaker, under the heavy influence of rum and vodka. Funny at the time as a joke, the term is often taken a bit too seriously by individuals who still use it to insult the Spring Breaker in question 12 months later.

Generally speaking, the person dubbed "King of Crunk" does not actually believe he can drink more than anyone else, although he admittedly is attracted to middle school girls. Moreover, the person jokingly dubbed King of Crunk will often sit and ponder why individuals spend Thursday evenings dwelling on Spring Break rather than going out and--yes--getting crunked.

Last night I stayed in and thought about the ridiculousness of the term "King of Crunk" instead of doing something productive.

by Funniness wearing off. April 15, 2005

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