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When you freeze diarrhea in a silicone dildo tray and fuck yourself with it.
Alex: My ex stole my sex toys when he left so I had to make a diarrhea dildo last night.
Kyle: Can I use it after?
What happens when you put blue cheese, salami, eggs, and olives in a sandwich in Papa's Cheeseria.
1. I went to Papa's Cheeseria and got a sandwich... More like Papa's Diarrhea.
2. Mamma mia, Cheeseria, Papa got the diarrhea.
when you need to fart and your diarrhea explodes everywhere
a: dude I diarrhea sharted yesterday
b: oh jesus
a: it was on the toilet tho so it didn’t go that wrong
b: oh ok
cronical diarrhea where it feels like youre letting corrosive acid out of your ass.
I hate having latvian diarrhea!
Fretboard Diarrhea Syndrome (FDS) afflicts thousands of guitar players. This condition causes the guitarist to play way too many notes and play them way too fast. This style of playing in no way serves the melody, the song, or the singer...it only lets the guitarist show off and gives him a chance to bob his head like a rock star. This unnecessary and distracting barrage of notes is often delivered at way too high a volume also, further diminishing the value of the playing.
There seems to be no cure for FDS.
"That new guitar player in the band? He has a severe case of Fretboard Diarrhea Syndrome...he, and now that band, is unlistenable!"
Getting EXTREME diarrhea after drinking a MTN Dew Baja Blast.
"yo man that Baja Blast just gave me Baja Blast Diarrhea!!! Oh god i need to shit rn!!!"
The pre-diarrhea sensation, that makes your bowels tremble and your butthole pucker. The "oh shit" feeling that instantly hits you like a freight train. You may break a sweat, and/or feel bouts of nausea trying to hold back the monstrosity that is about to disembark.
Step on the gas, diarrhea labor has hit. It's coming now!