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When a woman leaves a man that she’s been with awhile,for a new one.
“Hey,Barbara!”....”Is that your new dick that you’re dicking down?”...”Yes,it is!”.
When you can't get a boner after taking speed also known as amphetamine.
Guy to friend " bro last night i she wanted it but i had wiz dick "
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Erin and Sloan: How was last night, Morgan?
Morgan: Will Cox gave me a good dicking, so you could say it went well.
Erin and Sloan: yeah Girlie!!!
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Post masturbation smell from the crochal region.
Girls can smell when you've been masturbating when you sit near them especially with strong dick vapor
When you haven't been fucked in forever and you need some dick
"If I don't get some dick soon ima die so dick deprived
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The term used for a males small flap of skin between Dehners legs. Used for masturbation only. The normal penis is 4.75 erect.
But this penis is way to small to move in and out. Without taking the chance of falling out. The tiny skin fold resembles a Vienna sausage or jellybean.
Mike has a Tiny Little Dick for a nerdy beer belly construction worker.
Renee told Joe that his penis is 5 x's the size of her exe Mike's Little Dick.
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1 mile = 5,280 feet = 63,360 inches
The national average penis size in the US is 5.5 inches.
63,360/5.5 inches = 11,520
There is approximately 11,520 dicks in a mile.
Yo Mama is such a hoe that she has a Mile of Dick twice a week!
Tim: Man! Sally has hooked up with everyone at work, except me. Glad I'm not part of her Mile of Dick.
Tom: Speak for yourself!