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Someone who is compulsively obsessed with Omegle or any other random video chatting website. They usually spend most of their time on it searching for celebrities like Justin Bieber.
Sally: OMG! I saw Justin Bieber on Omegle last night!
Jenni (to Paula): She definitely has a bad case of Omegle Compulsive Disorder (OCD)
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Having an unhealthy obsession over Leftist Youtuber Vaush as a result of getting owned by him in a debate. Most notoriuos people with PTVD are Sargon of Akkad and Stefan Molyneux.
Friend: Man Sargon of Akkad is obsessed with Vaush.
Me: I know. He has Post Traumatic Vaush Disorder.
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When something really horrible is happening in the moment.
George: Man, this pizza I'm eating is giving me current traumatic stress disorder.
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A disorder that everyone on the internet likes to make fun of even though they don't even understand it at all, people on the internet also make fun of people with Down Syndrome (Literally half of the internet uses the word "Retarded") the internet also likes to make fun of Tourettes Syndrome, OCD, Anxiety and even more "Diseases"
if you make jokes about people with Autism Spectrum Disorder (ASD) then fuck you
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Hello. My Name is Taylor. I am THE ONLY PERSON with E.S.D.
Dont get too close to my ass, or else you will catch on fire.
RIP Jimmy John & Family.
Im sorry i killed you, but you got to close to my ass and it caught you on fire.
E.S.D. is a very bad thing. It blows up toilets, kills your friends, and burns holes through your pants and makes you look like you have ass-less chaps.
Its not fun AT ALL!
IT FUCKING SUCKS TITS! xD GOD KILL ME NOW.
Explosive Shit Disorder (ESD): Have you ever had tacos and your stomach starts rumbling? Then you run to the toilet and unleash all hell? ESD is ten times worse, you usually don't make it to the toilet, it's very messy and occasionally puts holes in the walls.
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The personality disorder of having one or more ex girlfriends keeping track of your personal life to stalk your encounters with other women and troll about it later. Includes best friends and platonic relationships.
"Bye Julia!"
*gets text from ex*
"So, who is Julia??"
Boy: I think I have Over Jealous Exgirlfriend Disorder"
Ryan Gosling Disorder (RGD) is a disorder in which an individual thinks he is literally Ryan Gosling. He says “that’s literally me” when he sees Ryan Gosling on screen and says phrases like “I drive” and “I’m just Ken” among other phrases.
Therefore, I’m literally Ryan Gosling. Nuff said.
Me: I’m literally Ryan Gosling.
My best friend: No I’m literally Ryan Gosling
Me: No it’s literally me
Him: NO ITS LITERALLY ME
Me: NO I AM LITERALLY HIM
Him: We both have Ryan Gosling Disorder (RGD)
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