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Attractive male whom you are jealous of.
Mark gets all the girls and is pretty buff, what a douchebag.
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The term Douchebag Medic arrived with the video game series Battlefield most notably Battlefield Bad Company 2. This is what a player is called when he is a Medic that runs into a fire fight to revive someone only to have them get killed again! The real douchebag medics are the ones who can revive you many times getting themselves points and not dying. Where as you die needlessly in the fire fight! The rule of thumb is kill the enemy then revive the guys on the ground you douche bag!
Douchebag Medic just revived me ten times in a row with the same guy killing me before I can move!
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A Douchebag of the highest caliber. Normally, these people take AP classes but don't help at all, so they are dubbed douchebags.
Dylan, you got that part wrong. Stop being such an AP douchebag.
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When men ask stupid questions and do not think about the question before spewing it out of their mouths ... This is called douchebag syndrome.
BF: "Are you Jealous of Her?"
GF: "Oh, shut up. Douchebag."
To cure douchebag syndrome, kick the man in the balls. Then, like the theory of Operant Conditioning, if a man gets kicked in the balls enough times when he says stupid comments, he should no longer say stupid comments for fear his balls will be kicked.
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A short with the sleeves cut off, and cut down the sides to reveal your average tool's chest
i hate going to the gym because every tool is wearing a douchebag shirt
The male equivalent of the "sexy mirror pic" resulting in attention from girls, look as much of a douche/jock as possible.
Jim: Wow he is flexing his muscles in a tight wife beater to get the girl's attention....
Rob: Wow he took a Douchebag Pic.
When you are normally not a douchebag type but for a split moment act like a douchebag.
Guy 1: I am hungry and haven't had almost anything today.
Guy 2: Well for breakfast i had breakfast pizza with country gravy sause, cheese, eggs, bacon and biscuit crust. For lunch i had a sandwich wrap. For dinner, i went to a chinese buffet. And now i'm eating nachos.
Guy 1: Dude stop, you're making me even more hungry, you dick.
Guy 2: Sorry, i was going through a Douchebag Moment
Guy 1: Oh ok.