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Computer Science Emotional Breakdown

When a computer science major in college (or any other programming person) has a breakdown because there code isn't working. Generally involves keyboard smashing.

Shortened to CSEB.

Yo, Jacob is having a computer science emotional breakdown about the project.

by m3chatr0nic December 3, 2019


Crypto-emotional Testiculary Identity

The overbearing feeling in human psychology that makes one believe that their testicles are unnaturally small.

Hayley: I just feel that my balls...aren't as big as some of the other boys'.
Psychologist: Listen here you focking mong. The only reason your "balls" are small is because of the way you see them. If you view your balls as exceptionally large, then they will be. Currently, you suffer from a rare condition in females called Crypto-emotional Testiculary Identity which makes you retarded. Sorry, but that's just how it is.

by Keef Scott September 14, 2020


Selfish emotional manipulative demeaner

A person who lacks initiative and lies about emotions to twist your reality.

For example,
Jealousy= possessiveness.

Love= humiliation.

Disappointed= scapegoating unknown outsiders.

To exploit vulnerable good people while treating them unfairly and calling them bad, to guilt trip them in getting more without ever trying to make it up, voluntary or giving anything back.

How can doormats not see that he is a selfish emotional manipulative demeaner? He is not going to share his authority, money, status etc. Look how many people he exploited unfairly.

by Communi February 18, 2021


emotional support animal

A completely idiotic, 100% crock-of-shit psychological movement that caters to emotionally-stunted, entitled adult children who can't do basic life errands without having an animal buddy by their side at all times, and disingenuous shitbirds who like to co-opt the language of disability to abuse loopholes in order to have pets where pets are not allowed.

What do you mean, I can't bring a fully-grown adult crocodile on an airplane? It's my emotional support animal, you're being ableist!

by q359 July 24, 2023

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He’s so Emotional

A very sensitive man

β€œThat guy cole, man he’s so emotional !”

by Emotional Man December 2, 2017

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check out of that emotional motel

When someone finally realizes they need to stop stewing about a past failed relationship and move on!!!

Seriously, girl, you need to check out of that emotional motel - and leave your baggage too!!!!

by AmberG January 22, 2008

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Emotional battery abuse

Emotional Battery abuse is when you harm another person’s emotions in a extreme way.

1. To say something with discriminatory language or to say something politically offensive to some one.
2. To say a super extremely offensive insult to some one.

.People who insults other languages, races, nationalities, religions, etc.

. People who mocks other languages and cultures
. Hate speech
. racial slurs

An example of a emotional battery abuse insult:

β€œ Your mother made a big mistake by giving birth to you”

Offensive stereotypes can also be a form of emotional battery abuse.

by Emotional battery abuse December 29, 2017

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